Things They Didn't Tell Me...

... when they hired me.

I like my job. Don't get me wrong. I am a little run down right now, but that is the time of the year.

However, there are a couple of things they didn't tell me about my job when they hired me. In no particular order, they are:

1. I am a pack mule. It is my job to cart crap from place to place.
2. I should be a mind reader. I should at all times know exactly what you want and when you want it.
3. I need to be able to kill spiders daily. Even if they give you the willies, doesn't matter. They run this building but we are slowly reclaiming it for the Girl Scouts.
4. Part of my weekly work out will be carrying boxes well over 20 pounds. Normally they are full of stuff we no long need and haven't needed for approximately 20 years.
5. Part of work wear is a parka. It is about a billion degrees BELOW frigid in my office and that is to be considered normal (not matter what time of year, hottest day of summer, frigid in my office. nice, beautiful fall/spring day, frigid in my office. cold, wet winter day, frigid in my office).

That is it for now. But if I come up with more, I'll let you know!